how am i supposed to eat this pizza wiTHOUT MY DRINK?
get to know me meme: [1/10] favorite movies
harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban
THE MAGIC BEGINS - Favourite friendship
Did they just disappear a troll out of this plane of existence?
trying to eat healthy like
i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind
TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
the other version