Deal with it.
 - Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves
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thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

Please make sure this is played at my funeral 

guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
unexplained-events:

It’s almost Halloween and I know a lot of you kids out there must be wondering where pumpkins come from, well there you go.
Once they are born, we take them away from their mothers, throw them in a field and sell them. 

unexplained-events:

It’s almost Halloween and I know a lot of you kids out there must be wondering where pumpkins come from, well there you go.

Once they are born, we take them away from their mothers, throw them in a field and sell them. 

whiteanglosexyprotestant:

peaceful times before the skeleton war

whiteanglosexyprotestant:

peaceful times before the skeleton war